"Hello kak,pisang ni manis tak?"I said.

I paid and quickly left.Kakak 7-E was getting hungry and he had no money.So she was about to rob me.

I was going to college at that time.

So happen I passed by a CC.

I looked inside.I saw this really Hot girl.

So I went in,I put on my sexy face.

And I said,"Hi,my name is Kumar.I play in a rock band".

She said"Don't breath the same air as me if you don't play dota,Loser!".

I was okay with that.I understood.So I just asked her for her number instead,maybe,One day I would pick up Dota.

I left.Continuing the journey.

Then I saw this dude,He was walking with 4 girls!

I cock-stared at him.

"Hey you fucking loser,Wanna be like me.Learn how to DJ"

I was really sad.If I listen to emo music,I would be cutting my self.

I finally reached college,then,I realised that it was saturday.

The guard said "Loser betui la hang,he was listening to some auto tune hip hop on his blacberry.".

Moral of the story:I might be a loser but computers and computer generated music are a bigger loser than me.I am actually concern about this because I dont want to fucking hear metal that has hip hop beats or turntables on it in the near future.

"Weih,keluar main guli jom.Bagi exercise sikit.Baru cun.Dok depan computer nanti jadi gemuk doh!"I told my friend.

You dont wanna know what he replied.

I am also concerned about people who stay infront of computers all day long.

So I am making a difference.I am creating the "Go out and play day" which is tomorrow.

I swear to god that is not the place I stay.

Chao.

*Middle fingers to all electronic devices*

"Mr.Kumar,The things you have been posting on facebook and your blog is very lewd and inappropriate for the young ones.Please clean up your act or you will be shot in the forehead by our highly trained snipers.This message will selfdestruct in 10 seconds."

Boom!My iPhone became ithousandpiecesofPhone.I was so sad.I twittered about it.

Then I went to the mamak.I was really hungry.

I ordered Nasi Goreng Kurang Goreng.I like it rare.And Milo ais tambah Limau.

While waiting for the food,I was wondering,What did FBI stand for?

"Full Blooded Indian la,Thambi" said the mamak man.

I was like what the FUCK.

I asked "I was thinking silently,Are you some sort of Mind reader."

Anne said,"No la,Thambi,Last time I like to watch That so Raven."

I felt like a loser.I too used to watch That so Raven when I was a kid.

But I cant read minds.Why the fuck cant I read minds?

Mamak intercepted again,"Aiyo,Your TV not HD lar!"

I felt like a loser.I went home.

I am 19.I live with my parents.I have no money.

The guy at 7/E thinks I am loser.

I knew the guy was cool,He had his Rayban on.

Then he gave me the coupon.I kindly paid him.

I said,"Sorry bang,saya miskin.Saya dah tak makan 3 hari.Duit makan nak beli top up"

Abang 7/E replied,"Loser betul arr,Baik kau Fuck off dari sini."

I was sad,but at least my phone had credit.=]

I lost my phone the next day.=[

I have low tolerance level.

Once I walked in to 7/E.

Ofcouse,the abang was cock-staring me.

I wanted to buy some water.

But then I heard strange noises.

I heard the cigarettes calling my name!

I bought a packet.

Came out and smoked it.

I felt cool.Just like Justin Bieber.

I dont drink alkohol.Cause I find that it taste bad.

So the fresh fruit guy in AC calls me a sissy.

Once he tried to sell me durian.

Everybody knows,You can't sell durian in public.

I dislike durians.

He said,"Sorry I dont deal with sissy's,Fuck Off".In a really good english accent.

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Thats about everything there is about to know about me.