I got so fucking energetic.I became godzilla and ate kampung houses.

Hi,Nice to meet you.My name is Kumar.No,I dont know any Harold.


I am 19.I live with my parents.I have no money.

The guy at 7/E thinks I am loser.

"Abang,Top up digi Sepuluh Ringgit satu"

"Ok,Adik,OTW"

I knew the guy was cool,He had his Rayban on.

Then he gave me the coupon.I kindly paid him.

"Ape Nie Adik.Loser ar kau.Bayar guna 10 sen.Macam mana aku nak kira ni"

I said,"Sorry bang,saya miskin.Saya dah tak makan 3 hari.Duit makan nak beli top up"

Abang 7/E replied,"Loser betul arr,Baik kau Fuck off dari sini."

I was sad,but at least my phone had credit.=]

I lost my phone the next day.=[


I have low tolerance level.

Once I walked in to 7/E.

Ofcouse,the abang was cock-staring me.

I wanted to buy some water.

But then I heard strange noises.

I heard the cigarettes calling my name!

"Kumar!Kumar!Buy me!I taste good!"

I bought a packet.

Came out and smoked it.

I felt cool.Just like Justin Bieber.

I tried to stop.But everytime I said that.I just got better at it.

I dont drink alkohol.Cause I find that it taste bad.

So the fresh fruit guy in AC calls me a sissy.

Once he tried to sell me durian.

Everybody knows,You can't sell durian in public.

"Fresshfrute!"

"Macha,mau beli durian ka"

"Murah mia"

I dislike durians.

"Tak pe bang,Bagi saya Honeydew"

He said,"Sorry I dont deal with sissy's,Fuck Off".In a really good english accent.

=[

Thats about everything there is about to know about me.

*Middle finger to the Fresh Fruit Guy*

Posted by Chandera Kumar at 7:49 AM